June 16th - Things I've Learned

Things I've Learned Today:

• I know nothing about babies, especially the sick kind.
• I suck at housework.
• Pedialyte looks good but tastes like ass.
• My bra size isn't what it used to be. It's bigger.
• You don't miss having cable when you don't have time to miss having cable.
• It's easier not to get cut off when you're towering above everybody else in a minivan.
• NPR isn't nearly as boring as it used to be.
• Creanies makes a mean chocolate milkshake.
• Chili cheeseburgers are theraputic.
• So is blogging.